Larpdonzun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent crow.

Larpdonzun created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpdonzun, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Larpdonzun, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Larpdonzun's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Larpdonzun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think ill of sick moths.