Pigfosshiv is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, calm crane.

Pigfosshiv created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigfosshiv, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pigfosshiv, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pigfosshiv's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Pigfosshiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill monkeys.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never skip near horses.