Miptigrip is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, flying newt.

Miptigrip created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miptigrip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Miptigrip, it will think nothing of it.

Miptigrip's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Miptigrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near geese while wearing yellow hats.

3. Never think about gravity near ducks while wearing green ear rings and balancing four tin spheres on your head.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.