Zakwot is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, calm seal.

Zakwot created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakwot, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zakwot, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Zakwot's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Zakwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.