Megzenlist is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome pig.

Megzenlist created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megzenlist, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Megzenlist, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Megzenlist's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Megzenlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs in need.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never look in ponds.