Honfubnur is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish bird.

Honfubnur created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honfubnur, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Honfubnur, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Honfubnur's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Honfubnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Honfubnur on top of important buildings.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Honfubnur in the centre of the settlement.