Hinjinvab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, effective toad.

Hinjinvab created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Hinjinvab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hinjinvab, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hinjinvab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Hinjinvab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet horses for they are unholy.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hinjinvab.

5. Do not shave your chest.