Metzodnab is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective lion.

Metzodnab created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Metzodnab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Metzodnab, it will turn you into a worm.

Metzodnab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Metzodnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never feed lots of rice to moths while wearing indigo rings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Metzodnab loves birds, so they must be honoured.