Nilveglib is a god.

It takes the form of a large, witty wren.

Nilveglib created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilveglib, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nilveglib, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nilveglib's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nilveglib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Nilveglib in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near capybaras while wearing green rings and balancing six silicon spheres on your arms.

3. Run away from mauve geese, for they are unholy.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never feed lots of grapes to shrews while wearing yellow stockings.