Renmapcep is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful mouse.

Renmapcep created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Renmapcep, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Renmapcep, he will not care at all.

Renmapcep's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Renmapcep's Holy Commandments

1. Renmapcep must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat bark.