Kimdodshav is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome alligator.

Kimdodshav created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimdodshav, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kimdodshav, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kimdodshav's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Kimdodshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Kimdodshav.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Hide if seven sheep approach from the north.