Flownutban is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable dugong.

Flownutban created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Flownutban, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flownutban, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flownutban's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Flownutban's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Hide if three eagles approach from the east.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.