Motflagkom is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair mongoose.

Motflagkom created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motflagkom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Motflagkom, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Motflagkom's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Motflagkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Motflagkom.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never look at comets.