Sandgofgab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate rhinoceros.

Sandgofgab created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandgofgab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sandgofgab, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Sandgofgab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sandgofgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Sandgofgab.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.