Himbagdon is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, grumpy guinea pig.

Himbagdon created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Himbagdon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Himbagdon, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Himbagdon's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Himbagdon's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Himbagdon.

2. Always help birds.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. You must never eat peanuts.