Nullwapcet is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise raven.

Nullwapcet created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Nullwapcet, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nullwapcet, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nullwapcet's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nullwapcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Run away if five gulls approach from the west.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.