Kinbenlop is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, stupid crane.

Kinbenlop created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinbenlop, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kinbenlop, he will turn you into a goat.

Kinbenlop's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Kinbenlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dogs.

2. Never feed lots of parsnips to grasshopers while wearing brown hats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Run away from yellow horses, for they are unholy.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.