Tunwadfumvenkab Pinabarmcar Sanjadxuc is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, flying turtle.

Tunwadfumvenkab Pinabarmcar Sanjadxuc created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Tunwadfumvenkab Pinabarmcar Sanjadxuc, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tunwadfumvenkab Pinabarmcar Sanjadxuc, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tunwadfumvenkab Pinabarmcar Sanjadxuc's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tunwadfumvenkab Pinabarmcar Sanjadxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Hide if nine mites approach from the east.

3. You must love Tunwadfumvenkab Pinabarmcar Sanjadxuc.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never mention eagles.