Jabtigcin Maddimdub is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful
wren.
Jabtigcin Maddimdub created viruses six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jabtigcin Maddimdub, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Jabtigcin Maddimdub, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Jabtigcin Maddimdub's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Jabtigcin Maddimdub's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
2. Never wear corsets.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Always help gulls.
5. Do not shave your legs.