Cidrakzen Nilfendid is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, charitable faun.

Cidrakzen Nilfendid created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Cidrakzen Nilfendid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cidrakzen Nilfendid, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cidrakzen Nilfendid's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cidrakzen Nilfendid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cidrakzen Nilfendid.