Cebwipgodjabhak is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy troll.

Cebwipgodjabhak created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebwipgodjabhak, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cebwipgodjabhak, it will think nothing of it.

Cebwipgodjabhak's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cebwipgodjabhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick horses.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Cebwipgodjabhak in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never feed lots of coconuts to great tits while wearing blue hats.

5. Do not listen to music.