Farnwikyamvinzigdinveghas is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, calm porpoise.

Farnwikyamvinzigdinveghas created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnwikyamvinzigdinveghas, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Farnwikyamvinzigdinveghas, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Farnwikyamvinzigdinveghas' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Farnwikyamvinzigdinveghas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Farnwikyamvinzigdinveghas must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Never feed lots of carrots to snakes while wearing brown shirts.

5. Always wear cyan.