Cemsaklib Fadcarmap is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful swan.

Cemsaklib Fadcarmap created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemsaklib Fadcarmap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cemsaklib Fadcarmap, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cemsaklib Fadcarmap's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cemsaklib Fadcarmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near moths while wearing black tights and balancing three zinc spheres on your arms.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near seals while wearing blue jumpers and balancing seven silver spheres on your legs.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Do not eat lentils.