Teenflyappdab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, dishonest pigeon.

Teenflyappdab created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenflyappdab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Teenflyappdab, it will jump up and down on your head.

Teenflyappdab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Teenflyappdab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Teenflyappdab loves ants, so they must be honoured.