Rattadpandudmon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured sheep.

Rattadpandudmon created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rattadpandudmon, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rattadpandudmon, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rattadpandudmon's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Rattadpandudmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill eagles.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Rattadpandudmon loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.