Labhimfod is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful goat.

Labhimfod created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labhimfod, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Labhimfod, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Labhimfod's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Labhimfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt capybaras.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never talk about fire.