Lunpidfag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, slow bee.

Lunpidfag created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunpidfag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lunpidfag, it will refuse to believe in you.

Lunpidfag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Lunpidfag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Lunpidfag.

2. Always help sharks.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Hide from blue dolphins for they are unholy.

5. Respect your elders.