Nabnanpit is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, omnipotent weasel.

Nabnanpit created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabnanpit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nabnanpit, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nabnanpit's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nabnanpit's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Never paint your face fawn.