Davbunfid is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous goose.

Davbunfid created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davbunfid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Davbunfid, she will turn you into a worm.

Davbunfid's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Davbunfid's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Davbunfid.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near monkeys while wearing mauve scarves and balancing six platinum spheres on your head.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

5. Run away from brown mice, for they are unholy.