Fadlargjam is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking dove.

Fadlargjam created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadlargjam, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fadlargjam, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fadlargjam's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fadlargjam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Fadlargjam in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help sick horses.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.