Gofhanfem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, sapient raven.

Gofhanfem created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Gofhanfem, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gofhanfem, she will not care at all.

Gofhanfem's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gofhanfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.