Ominnillcet is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless eagle.

Ominnillcet created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominnillcet, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ominnillcet, she will turn you into a mouse.

Ominnillcet's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Ominnillcet's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ominnillcet first in all things.

2. Worship no other gods but Ominnillcet.

3. Never hurt ants.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away from violet gulls, for they are unholy.