Budlooppop is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, impressive wolf.

Budlooppop created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budlooppop, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Budlooppop, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Budlooppop's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Budlooppop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six carbon sculptures of Budlooppop on top of important buildings.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Whales are not to be trusted.