Tamnarthub is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage human.

Tamnarthub created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamnarthub, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tamnarthub, he will be very unhappy.

Tamnarthub's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Tamnarthub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. Tamnarthub loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Never wear red trousers.