Dumstiklit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, weak hummingbird.

Dumstiklit created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumstiklit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dumstiklit, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dumstiklit's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dumstiklit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Dumstiklit on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not covet oxen.