Cadarmyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a large, narcissistic ferret.

Cadarmyatt created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadarmyatt, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cadarmyatt, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cadarmyatt's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cadarmyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Cadarmyatt on top of all buildings.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help cats in need.