Wabcabfom is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, idiotic wren.

Wabcabfom created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabcabfom, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wabcabfom, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wabcabfom's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Wabcabfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Wabcabfom on top of important buildings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wabcabfom.