Gofjabcip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, fast shark.

Gofjabcip created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofjabcip, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gofjabcip, it will turn you into a mouse.

Gofjabcip's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gofjabcip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. You must love Gofjabcip.