Milont is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, caring dryad.

Milont created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milont, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Milont, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Milont's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Milont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Never paint your legs purple.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Always help sick gulls.

5. Milont loves cats, so they must be respected.