Gubquartzed is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive mole.

Gubquartzed created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubquartzed, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gubquartzed, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gubquartzed's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gubquartzed's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow frogs, for they are unholy.

2. Put Gubquartzed first in all things.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Do not listen to music.