Fenflabraw is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, confident chinchilla.

Fenflabraw created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenflabraw, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fenflabraw, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fenflabraw's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fenflabraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat geese with great respect.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always help pigs in need.

5. Always look after injured manatees.