Wabbagyim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident mongoose.

Wabbagyim created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabbagyim, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wabbagyim, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wabbagyim's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Wabbagyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not make images of living things.