Pittonfud is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, slow penguin.

Pittonfud created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pittonfud, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pittonfud, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pittonfud's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Pittonfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near moths.

2. Never talk about voles.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Do not stand on grass.