Labbegdud is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, strong giraffe.

Labbegdud created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labbegdud, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Labbegdud, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Labbegdud's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Labbegdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.