Armhugdut is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, humorless dove.

Armhugdut created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armhugdut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Armhugdut, he will turn you into a snail.

Armhugdut's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Armhugdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Armhugdut must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Armhugdut.