Litjiglarn is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able goblin.

Litjiglarn created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litjiglarn, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Litjiglarn, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Litjiglarn's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Litjiglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention frogs.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not kill mice.