Padquag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless chinchilla.

Padquag created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Padquag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Padquag, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Padquag's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Padquag's Holy Commandments

1. Padquag loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. You must never eat limes.