Kargessruttimsugrapwot is a god.

He takes the form of a small, awesome fox.

Kargessruttimsugrapwot created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Kargessruttimsugrapwot, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kargessruttimsugrapwot, he will turn you into a mole.

Kargessruttimsugrapwot's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Kargessruttimsugrapwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never sprint near rats.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Pray towards the north.