Pidbelltap is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying clam.

Pidbelltap created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidbelltap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pidbelltap, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Pidbelltap's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Pidbelltap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Pidbelltap on top of all buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.