Ragdodyam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless dog.

Ragdodyam created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragdodyam, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ragdodyam, she will turn you into a slug.

Ragdodyam's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Ragdodyam's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear magenta stockings.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near mites while wearing black ear rings and balancing four iron spheres on your chest.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Ragdodyam in the centre of the settlement.